Fred Flintstone: You're dead to me, can opener!

Birdman: Wow. That's a man kiss.

Reducto: You think I don't see? You think I don't feel your eyes like... grubby little fingers, little children's fingers on my body?

Black Vulcan: They said it was some sort of budget thing, but I think it's because I complained that they were always pairing me up with a white Super Friend, like I was gonna start super-looting the minute they weren't watching. And you think I named myself Black Vulcan? Hell, no! I used to go by Super Volt. Black Vulcan was Aquaman's idea. And I said, "Well, maybe we should just call you White Fish!"

Birdman: The healing rays of the sun!
Black Vulcan: In his pants.